Irritant: BN’ers met een BMI van 10 met pizza

Waarschijnlijk is dit gewoon pure frustratie van onze Jan. Onze oude vriend wordt al dik van een pak magere yoghurt, zegt ie zelf. Die 22 bier per avond telt ie dan even voor het gemak niet mee. Maar waar hij een ongelofelijk kakhekel aan heeft zijn die zakken huid met botten van een BN’ers die met pizza op de foto gaan.

Want laten we wel wezen, die vreten ze niet. Dus wel lekker de bourgondiër uithangen met je Italiaanse delicatesse, maar geen hap nemen uit angst voor een vetrol. Stelletje laaielichters! Pizza is de foodporn voor fatties. Pizza is het glijmiddel voor mensen met een hoog BMI. Waarom gaan jullie daar zo luchtig mee om? Al helemaal dat enge kindvrouwtje van een Nikkie Dinges. Met haar enge knietjes. Bah!

129 reacties op “Irritant: BN’ers met een BMI van 10 met pizza

  1. Co Jenevo zegt:

    Alles met een troostende werking is op illusie gebaseerd, zo ook social media.
    Pizza is wel echt, nou ja, zolang we de emotie eters buiten boord houden.

  2. Mike de Melkboer zegt:

    Zo kan een Nikki er dus ook uitzien. Lekker van top tot teen in de beits. Handig ritsje om even snel de binnenkant te bevlekken. Die bestelt geen pizzas voor het avondeten maar om aan de voordeur bewonderd te worden door zo’n natte dagdromende puber op een electrische fiets. Daarna gaat de pizza de container in.

    Deze Nikki ziet er beter uit dan dat vette Nikki bouwpakket dat het songfestival presenteerde. Dat molenpaard was in een jurk gehesen dat met keilbouten werd vast gezet en moest na de show met een betonschaar worden bevrijd uit het showbizz harnas.

    Pizza Nikki mag overigens dat pakje vaker wisselen. We zien haar de laatste tijd vaak in deze outfit. Misschien plakt het inmiddels hier en daar wat na al die bevlekkingen.

    Pizza Nikki geven we toch een 9.

  3. De Rechercheur zegt:

    Is Madoc zn Youtube account gehackt ofzo? Al zijn video’s zijn weg, de naam is veranderd en er is nu een of andere vage live-uitzending bezig.

  4. De Geert zegt:

    Dus je dost jezelf helemaal uit (als een plastic etalage pop)….om de voordeur open te doen voor een pizza….deze mensen denken echt dat de wereld om hen draait en dstze constant gefilmd worden.

  5. Adrie en Bastiaan zegt:

    Ik zou haar echt de hele nacht keihard neuken 10 uur lang!!! Tot de onder- en bovenlippen zo dik en rood zijn en ik een hartaanval krijg. Mijn leven is dan perfect geeindigd! DOEIIIIIIIII>>>>>>

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