Tukkertje bedreigd en van Insta gepleurd


Manmanman, wat gebeurd er toch allemaal in het leven van Tukkertje Lorenzo. Er waren weer boze mensen uit Almelo opzoek naar beef met onze Lorenzo. Het hele verhaal hieronder, want het is nogal een warrig gebeuren. Maar waar het op neer komt is dat ze Tukkertje bedreigen, dat Tukkertje hen de tanden uit de bek wil stompen, Tukkertje van Insta is geflikkerd, dat zij een bom door de brievenbus van Tukkertje willen duwen en dat Dennis een nieuwe deur moet crowdfunden.

Enfin, het is allemaal wat. Dat aan elkaar gepraat met een kermismuziekje. Sorry hoor, maar dit is gewoon kunst.

81 reacties op “Tukkertje bedreigd en van Insta gepleurd

  1. Brutus zegt:

    DE QR samenleving die nooit meer weg gaat, over 1 jaar mag je nergens meer naar binnen zonder je telefoontje te laten zien.
    De volgende stap is je werk, het openbaar vervoer, de bakker, de bouwmarkt enz.
    Dit was stap 1 naar totale controle en gaat NOOIT meer weg, of je nou gevaccineerd bent of niet.
    Wat een kutland

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  2. Ministerie van Veiligheid zegt:

    Geachte heer Lorenzo,

    In verband met uw veiligheid is de aanvraag voor een nieuwe naam goedgekeurd
    Wij beschikten echter alleen over de naam
    Henk Poepgat

    Gelieve het paspoort binnen 7 dagen af te halen

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  3. Oen Kardishian dichter zegt:

    Van insta gepleurd
    Omdat je teveel zeurt
    Maar niet getreurd
    Bijna weekeinde
    Krijg je van je opblaaspop weer een beurt
    Goed van bil met die plastic del
    Daarna een lekkere frikandel
    Om je liedjes gaat men in een deuk
    Het is niets dan verschrikkelijke meuk
    Zo aan de lunch en daarna een koffie maar zelfs zonder sigaret
    Want deze dichter leeft gezond
    Lorenzo niet die is tonnetje rond

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  4. Oen Kardishian dichter zegt:

    Gedicht voor Jan kneus

    Jan Roos is de naam
    Een lutser ben je zonder faam
    Tim hofman is ook een kneus
    Maar vergeleken met dikke jantje wel een reus
    Zuipen en beledigen gaat je goed af
    Je bent een 44 jarige kale bolle maf
    Gullit zei het al je hebt geen succes in de politiek
    Want je gedraagt je als een clown
    Je bent de jongen in het mediqlandschap met het syndroom van down
    Je bent geen bourgondier gewoon een alcoholist
    Gescheiden prutser die zich te vaak vergist
    Met je stomme reviews jan lust geen vla
    En je vijfdehands oude Opel Corsa
    Nee Jan je bent best mislukt
    En kogisch daar ga je onder gebukt
    Blijf met je worstenvingertjes nu eens van de fles
    Beter je leven en dat is een gratis les

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